John's Secret Hobbies

Welcome to John's Secret Hobbies

John's hobbies include:

• Extreme Ironing - Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Extreme Knitting - For when you want to combine athleticism with fiber art
• Extreme Taxidermy - Where the line between art and corpse is blurred

Disclaimer: None of the above activities are actually recommended. Don't try these at home.