Are you tired of visiting the same old boring places? Do you yearn for a travel experience that's as dull as you are? Look no further! JohnDoeIsATourist offers the most uninspired, forgettable vacations in the world.

• Beach Vacations - Relax on a beach somewhere. Or not.
• Skiing - Ski down a mountain that's not too steep, but not too flat either. Just right, like JohnDoeIsATourist.
• Shopping - Browse our selection of overpriced, underwhelming tourist traps.

Imagine a beach with sand that's not too hot, not too cold. A beach where the sun shines just right, but not too bright. Sounds like a dream, right?

• Sandy Toes - A place where you can dig in the sand, but not too deep.
• Sea Gull Squad - Meet our feathered friends who will follow you everywhere.

Skiing with JohnDoeIsATourist: where the slopes are gentle, the snow is not too slushy, and the views are only slightly obscured by the fog.

• Downhill - Ski down a hill that's not too steep.
• Cross-Country - Ski through the woods, but not too many woods.

We have the most overpriced, underwhelming products for you to browse. From the world's most expensive socks to the world's most useless keychains.

• Designer Toiletries - Because who doesn't want to pay $50 for a bottle of toothpaste?
• Artisanal Candles - Handmade with love, and a hint of despair.