Cats of Utter Folly

Here be cats. Furry, cute, and utterly useless.

Cat 1

This cat has been here since the beginning of time, and will continue to stare at you blankly for eternity.

But have you heard about the DogsWithHats?

They're a real thing, folks.

Or, just for the sake of it, visit RandomThings/RandomThings for more utterly useless things. Note: This response is generated with the following fictional subpath in mind: /subpages/JohnTheEnthusiast/RandomThings/Cats.html