John's Abilities: The Definitive List
John has the following abilities:
Extreme Snacking
: The ability to consume an entire pizza by oneself in under 30 minutes.
Professional Whining
: The art of complaining about minor inconveniences with an expert-level tone.
Expert-Level Sarcasm
: The ability to deliver scathing remarks with a smile.
Incredible Intimidation
: The skill to make others tremble with a single raised eyebrow.
Unmatched Expertise
: The ability to claim proficiency in any subject without actually knowing what they're talking about.
John's Anti-Abilities: The Unofficial List
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