John was born in a small village surrounded by rolling hills, a typical English countryside. He spent his early years playing pranks on his siblings and getting into mischief with the local farm animals.
As a young lad, John developed a passion for collecting weird and wonderful rocks, which he would lovingly arrange in his room by color and shape.
He was known to have a peculiar relationship with his parents, often getting into arguments over whose turn it was to do the dishes.
Despite the chaos, John's childhood was filled with laughter, adventure, and an abundance of jam sandwiches.