John's Quirks

Welcome to John's Quirks, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to a high art form

Here you'll find the collected works of John, a master of the mundane, a virtuoso of the ordinary, and a sultan of the silly.

John's Quirks: A Guide to the Obvious, a series of essays on the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Quirky Mealz: John's favorite recipes for making a mess in the kitchen.

Procrastination Tactics: The definitive guide to putting off your tasks until the last possible moment.

Random Facts about Nothing: A collection of utterly useless information on the most fascinating subjects.