Join Our All-Night Initiation Program

Are you tired of living in a world that is too mundane? Do you yearn for the rush of adrenaline that comes with pulling an all-nighter? Look no further! Our all-night initiation program is the perfect way to test your mettle, push your limits, and possibly lose all sense of time and space.

What to Expect

Upon arrival, you will be greeted by our team of highly trained professionals who will feed you a steady diet of pizza and energy drinks. The first 12 hours will consist of a series of grueling challenges designed to push you to your breaking point. These may include, but are not limited to:

• Staring contests with a blank wall
• Coding marathons in a foreign programming language
• Endless rounds of video games
• Reading the entirety of a 1000 page novel in 24 hours

Past Graduates

• Morty McFluff, our first ever graduate, who went on to become a professional snail trainer
• Steve Jobs of the World, who now travels the globe, giving motivational speeches to empty conference rooms
• Our Lady of Code, who now writes the world's most secure malware

Don't miss out on this opportunity to join the ranks of our esteemed graduates! Apply now and receive a 10% discount on all pizza orders for the duration of the program!

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