Warning: The following jokes may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and/or irreparable damage to your social life.
The Chicken or the Piano?
Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
Because it had a fowl cough!
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The Doctor's Dilemma
Why did the doctor put a band-aid on the computer?
Because it had a little bug!
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The Cat's Meow
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
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The Pundit's Predicament
Why did the politician's advisor break up with the lawyer?
Because the lawyer was always trying to sue for custody!
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