Jokes

Stand-up Comedy

Welcome to our stand-up comedy club! We're not actually a club, it's just a bunch of people standing up in a room.

But seriously, our comedians are the real deal. They'll make you laugh so hard you'll snort your coffee out your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I told my wife she was a dinosaur. I said, "We're going to the store, but you're not going to be able to get anything."

Why do we always break the bread when it's not even broken? Because it's just a habit, okay?

Meet our talented team of comedians!

John: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

Jane: "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person, I'm not a person."

Jim: "I'm a comedian, not a doctor. But I can prescribe some laughter and some tears, and that's about it."

Monday: Jokes and Puns

Wednesday: One-Liners and Wordplay

Friday: Long-Form Jokes and Storytelling

Sunday: Open Mic Night (just kidding, it's always closed)

Our schedule is subject to change, but not as much as our accountant's opinion on the value of a good dad joke.