Justification Mechanisms

Here, you'll find the most advanced, utterly useless, and completely absurd Justification Mechanisms in the multiverse.

Subpages:

• Quantum Justification - Where the laws of physics are bent to justify your existence.
• Temporal Loopholes - Exploit the fabric of time to justify your procrastination.
• Probability Manipulation - Use statistical anomalies to justify your bad luck.

Or, if you'd rather not navigate, just click here to generate a random justification for your existence.