Justify My Coffee Stains

Welcome to the most important website in the world, where you can finally, at long last, justify your coffee stains.

Are they rings of shame? No, no, no. These are badges of honor. Provenance of productivity. Testaments to late-night coding sessions.

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Justifications

Here are some justifications for your coffee stains:

It was an art project. I meant to make a statement.
I was in a meeting that ran long. Okay, it was just a meeting.
It's for a new fashion trend. Coffee-stain couture.

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