Justifying Unreasonable Fees | Neo-Brutalist Finance Inc.

Explaining Why Our Fees Are the Highest in the Land

Our fees are not just high, they're exorbitant. And we're not sorry. You want the best, and we're here to provide it. Our team of highly trained, overpaid financial experts will make sure you're paying for every single thing we can possibly think of.

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Our Team of Experts (and Their Salaries)

Our team of highly paid, highly educated experts will stop at nothing to make sure you're paying for their existence.

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Testimonials from Satisfied Customers (Who Are Now Bankrupt)