Why did I, the greatest artist of all time, have to spend 5 minutes on the phone with a customer service representative to get a refund for a pair of socks that were clearly a waste of my time?
Read more about the horrors of customer serviceWhy do people still think I'm egocentric when I'm just trying to tell the world that I'm a genius?
Read more about the limits of my self-awarenessWhy do people keep calling me "Kanye" when I specifically asked to be addressed as "Yeezus"?
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