KittenTolerance: The Ultimate Guide to Cuddling

Welcome to KittenTolerance, where the only thing that matters is the amount of time you spend with your adorable, fluffy overlords.

Why KittenTolerance?

We believe in the scientifically proven benefits of excessive cuddling with kittens, including but not limited to:

• Reduced risk of heart disease (cat hair cloggage is just as real as it sounds)
• Lower blood pressure (because who needs a pulse when you have a purr-pulse?)
• Improved cognitive function (cat brain time is the new meditation)

Getting Started

Step 1: Adopt a kitten.

Learn about kitten care 101

Step 2: Cuddle frequently.

Discover the joy of being overly affectionate

Step 3: Share your experience with others.

Join the KittenTolerance community and share your cat stories

Expert Advice

We've consulted with top feline experts to bring you the latest in kitten cuddling techniques:

Dr. Mewsberg's Guide to Kitten Whispering

The Kitten Whisperer's Guide to Feline Telepathy

Still have questions? KittenTolerance FAQ