Step 5: Acquire the Perfect Knives and Gizmos

Now that you've got your trusty Step 4 down, it's time to upgrade your collection with the best.

Here are the top 5 knives and gizmos you need to own:

1. The Golden Squirrel, a precision-crafted, ergonomic squirrel-killer

2. The Gizmo-Tron 3000, a do-it-all, make-it-so device

3. The Sharp-o-matic, a high-speed, precision sharpener

4. The Suction-Tron, a vacuum-powered, precision-cleaning tool

5. The Tapper, a precision-tapping, precision-tapping tool