The Great Lasagna Recipe
This is the most epic, most legendary, most utterly ridiculous lasagna recipe in all the land. Or at least, in the land of our server.
- Ingredients:
- 8-10 lasagna noodle layers
- 3-4 cups lasagna noodle sauce (homemade or store-bought, we won't judge)
- 2-3 cups lasagna noodle cheese (shredded, ricotta, or a combination of both)
- 1 cup lasagna noodle meat (beef, pork, or a pinch of magic)
- 1 cup lasagna noodle veggies (spinach, mushrooms, or a pinch of hope)
Instructions:
- Layer 1: Cook the lasagna noodles according to package instructions. Don't overcook them, or they'll be as flat as your aunt's personality.
- Layer 2: Spread the lasagna noodle sauce on the bottom layer. Don't be shy, use a lot. You can never have too much lasagna sauce.
- Layer 3: Sprinkle the lasagna noodle cheese on top of the sauce. Don't overdo it, or it'll be as dry as the desert in the middle of July.
- Layer 4: Add the lasagna noodle meat on top of the cheese. Make sure it's evenly distributed, or it'll be as lumpy as your grandma's face after a bad night out.
