Pre-Op Screening

Thanks for coming in for your laser eye surgery. We hope our billing process doesn't make you see red.

Our team of highly trained medical professionals (and one guy who just started today) will guide you through our rigorous pre-operative screening process. This includes:

• Our patented "Eye-Chart-ulator 3000" which will chart your eyeballs like never before.
• A thorough review of your medical history, including any past experiences with laser eye surgery that ended in disaster.
• A series of fun, yet challenging, eye-themed trivia questions.
• A 10-minute consultation with our team of expert eye-doctors, who are also expert billers.

Don't worry, we won't charge you for any of this. Unless you ask for a refund. Or try to leave without paying.

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