Don't forget to bring your favorite eye-themed memes to the recovery room!
Wear your favorite pair of Groucho Marx glasses during the procedure for an added layer of protection.
Do not attempt to "help" the laser by trying to "aim" it for you. That's just asking for a retinal burn.
Next Stop: Post-Op Tips — Where the real fun begins!
Disclaimer: Dr. Blinkenstein's advice is not actually real, and you shouldn't actually do any of this. Consult a real doctor for actual advice. Or don't. We won't judge you.