Laser Light Therapy: Where the Future Meets the Face

Because, let's be real, your face could use a little upgrade.

Our Services

Get ready for a facial transformation like no other:

Testimonials

"I went in for a quick laser session, and now my face is 90% less problematic." - Satisfied Customer

"I was a little worried about the laser light, but it was actually really bright." - Not Satisfied Customer (just kidding, they're actually really happy)

Our Team

Meet the faces you'll be trusting with your face:

FAQs

Q: Will this hurt?

A: Only if you're a vampire.

Q: Is this covered by insurance?

A: Maybe, but no promises.

Get in Touch

Call us at 1-800-NEW-FACE or email us at

Dr. Botox Beck

Specializing in making you_goals look 10 years younger.

Botox Beck's Secret Sauce

Beck's Beauty Solutions

Dr. Laser Lola

Expert in making your face shine like the top of a disco ball.

Lola's Light Lasers

Disco Ball Detox

Dr. High-Tech Hank

Master of skin tightening, or should we say, skin shrinking?

High-Tech Skin Tightening

Skin Tightening Sessions

And, of course, the "subpages" to complete the site:

Laser Prophets

We're not actually prophets, but we'll take it as a compliment.

Laser Prophesy Sessions

Disco Ball Detox

Because, let's face it, you've had enough sparkle in your life.

Disco Ball Detox Sessions

Prophesy Sessions

Because who needs actual results when you have hope and a strong stomach?

Prophesy Session Guarantees

I hope this completes the Neo-Brutalist experience for you!