Our Services
Get ready for a facial transformation like no other:
Because, let's be real, your face could use a little upgrade.
Get ready for a facial transformation like no other:
"I went in for a quick laser session, and now my face is 90% less problematic." - Satisfied Customer
"I was a little worried about the laser light, but it was actually really bright." - Not Satisfied Customer (just kidding, they're actually really happy)
Q: Will this hurt?
A: Only if you're a vampire.
Q: Is this covered by insurance?
A: Maybe, but no promises.
Call us at 1-800-NEW-FACE or email us at
Specializing in making you_goals look 10 years younger. Expert in making your face shine like the top of a disco ball. Master of skin tightening, or should we say, skin shrinking? We're not actually prophets, but we'll take it as a compliment. Because, let's face it, you've had enough sparkle in your life. Because who needs actual results when you have hope and a strong stomach?Dr. Botox Beck
Dr. Laser Lola
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