Laser Prophecy Session 1: Unveiling the Truth

A journey through the uncharted territories of Laserdom

According to ancient Laserian lore, the year 3050 was supposed to mark the beginning of the Great Illumination, a moment when humanity would finally harness the power of lasers to create world peace and prosperity.

But little did they know, it was just a setup for the impending Laser Apocalypse.

It all started with the infamous 'Laser Incident', where a rogue laser beam accidentally vaporized the city of New Laserville, leaving only a crater and a cryptic message: "They should've used a laser cutter, not a laser blaster."

What happened next?

  1. The Rise of the Laser Resistance
  2. The Quest for Laserium, the fabled city of pure energy
  3. The enigmatic figure who would change everything

Disclaimer: The events described below are entirely fictional, but might just be more plausible than you think.