LAST CHANCE: The Resort of Desperation

A place where dreams go to die, but at least the Wi-Fi is fast

Welcome to LAST CHANCE, the resort of last resort. If you're here, you've likely made some bad decisions. Don't worry, it's not your fault. The universe just has a way of conspiring against you, and we have a way of making you feel worse about it.

Services

Our services are designed to make you feel as miserable as possible. Choose one, or choose none, we really don't care.

Overpriced Massage - because who needs a spa day when you're broke?
Bad Food - because you're already eating at McDonald's, right?
Uncomfortable Beds - because who needs sleep when you're already losing your mind?

Don't forget to tip your bartender, they're only here for the free drinks.

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