Last-Minute Justifications

Because sometimes you just need to justify your actions, but you're running out of time.

Common Justifications

Disclaimer: The justifications provided on this page are not actually valid, but they might be convincing.

Procrastination Is My Superpower

The art of doing nothing, while appearing to be doing something.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy. I'm not procrastinating, I'm recharging my productivity batteries. I'm not avoiding work, I'm practicing my "work-avoidance" skills.