LAST YEAR'S TAX RETURN

Part 1: The Audition

In a shocking turn of events, it turns out last year wasn't actually last year. It was, in fact, the year before the one before the one before the one we're living in now. But don't worry, the forms will still work.

Here's a brief summary of what happened:

• Spent $12.50 on avocado toast.
• Tried to pay off that $20,000 loan with 50 dollars.
• Claimed 100 hours of work as a professional snail trainer.
• Donated to a charity, but only because the charity was a friend of a friend.

Stay tuned for Part 2, where things get really interesting!