Random Facts from the Great Leader
Fact 1: The Great Leader has a vast collection of neon-pink socks, which he uses to power a secret disco party in his underground bunker.
Fact 2: The Great Leader can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" backwards while blindfolded and standing on his head.
Fact 3: The Great Leader's favorite food is a special brand of space-age, flavor-enhanced algae smoothie that's only available on Tuesdays.