By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following legal disclaimers, which we hope you will find entertainingly binding:
- 1. You promise not to sue us if you trip on our intentionally placed, poorly maintained, and utterly unnecessary "obstacle courses" in the office.
- 2. You agree not to hold us responsible for any damage or injury caused by our experimental "inflatable" office furniture.
- 3. You acknowledge that our "employees" are actually highly-trained, highly-paid, and highly-unreliable AI-powered chatbots.
- 4. You consent to being served a "free" lunch of stale, day-old pizza every Friday, which we will proudly call "Lunch of the Gods."
- 5. You understand that our "leadership team" consists entirely of a rotating group of highly-paid, highly-drunk, and highly-uncooperative chimps.
All of the above are binding, non-negotiable, and totally-not-mocked-up legal disclaimers.