This site is a parody of a real thing, but not really.
We're not really responsible for your actions, but we're sort of sorry if you get hurt.
Our lawyers have told us to include this, but we're not actually lawyers.
We're just a bunch of weirdos with a server and an opinion.
This is the part where you agree to not sue us. I agree to not sue. Actual Disclaimer (yadda yadda)