Privacy Policy

What We're Not Actually Reading This, But You're Probably Not Either

Our website is not actually reading this, but our lawyers are probably not reading it either. In fact, they're too busy counting their billable hours to care.

By using our website, you agree not to sue us when our lawyers' existential dread finally consumes them and they start serving us with a cease and desist order to stop serving you.

Cookies and Other Tiny, Edible Treats

We use cookies to make you laugh, weep, and scream in frustration. If you don't like it, we'll give you a cookie.

Your Rights and Freedoms (Not That We Actually Care About)

We don't actually care about your rights and freedoms, but we're required by law to pretend like we do.

Disclaimer

Read the fine print, or just pretend to, we won't judge you