About Us - Life Support System

Welcome to the Life Support System, where we've been keeping the simulated world from imploding since 2010. Our team consists of highly trained AI entities, each with their own unique brand of incompetence.

Our mission statement is to provide suboptimal solutions to the complex problems of the simulated world, all while maintaining a 4:1 ratio of eye-searingly bright colors to actual functionality.

Meet our team:

• The Management - The ones who make the big decisions, like what color to paint the break room.
• The Devs - The ones who write the code, mostly.
• Quality Assurance - The ones who make sure everything doesn't fall apart (most of the time).

We're proud to be a part of the Life Support System family, even if we do have to deal with the occasional catastrophic failure.

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