Program Overview
Welcome to the Self Improvement Program, where you'll be subjected to an endless barrage of motivational posters, affirmations, and productivity hacks. Our program is tailored to help the average person become marginally better than they were before.
Our expert team of life coaches will guide you through a series of grueling, soul-crushing exercises designed to squeeze every last drop of potential out of you.
Modules
- Module 1: Basic Human Functioning
- Module 2: Emotional Intelligence Training
- Module 3: Peak Performance Tuning
Testimonials
"I used to be a shell of a human, now I'm a slightly-improved shell." - John D.
"I've been to the program for three years and I've seen some real progress... in the number of hours I've spent here." - Jane E.