Line Standing Services

Standing on the Line since 1982

Standings for You Standings for Thee Standings for Thee to See

We Stand on the Line for

• Broken Dreams
• Burnt Offerings
• Busted Relationships
• Burnt Bridges

Our Services Include

• Standing in the Rain
• Standing on One Leg
• Standing on Our Heads
• Standing in the Way

Why Choose Us?

• Our Stands are Made of the Best Materials (mostly twine)
• We have a 100% Uptime (of being stood on)
• We're Open 24/7 (except Sundays, we're closed)
• Our Stands are Built to Last (until they fall over)