LOCAL EVENTS: "Joe Doe prophets sighted in Local 7"

Local resident Joe Doe, known for his unparalleled ability to predict the weather, was spotted walking down Main St. in Local 7, leaving a trail of bewildered onlookers in his wake.

Witnesses claim prophets of doom and despair followed closely behind, trying to catch a glimpse of the local oracle's latest forecast.

When reached for comment, Mr. Doe simply smiled knowingly and said, "I'm not just predicting the weather, I'm predicting the future of Local 7!"

Local 7 officials are still trying to determine if Mr. Doe's claims are true, but rumor has it he's prophets are on the rise, and the future is looking... well, unpredictable.

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