Local Resident Achieves Notable Nothingness
Our local hero, Bob, has managed to achieve an impressive feat: doing absolutely nothing of note in our fair city. We salute you, Bob!
We are proud to report that Bob's lack of achievement has been recognized by our esteemed panel of experts, who have awarded him a certificate of non-accomplishment.
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