Local man finally masters art of doing absolutely nothing, breaks record for most consecutive hours spent in pajamas.
John, a 32 year old local resident, has achieved the impossible: spending 37 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds in pajamas without getting out of bed.According to sources close to the family, John's secret was a combination of a strong dislike for mornings, a love for video games, and an extensive collection of streaming services.
"I just can't be bothered," John said in a statement. "I've been practicing for months, and now I've got the record for most consecutive hours spent in pajamas. I'm going for 40 hours next week."