Professor Prolapse's Crazy Clothes

Welcome to the Professor's collection of the most utterly, completely, and totally insane garments you've ever seen.

From tutus with tiny trombones to socks with sentient feelings, the Professor's got the most unpredictable and unpredictable clothing line in the multiverse.

• View the Top-Of-The-Line collection, featuring garments that are so good, you'll forget your face.
• Explore the Bottoms-That-Are-Totally-Not-Bottoms subcollection, where the Professor's pants are so smart, they'll make you question reality.
• Get ready for the Accessories-For-Your-Alternative-Reality subpage, where Professor Prolapse's got so many hats, they'll make your head spin!