Success Is Relative: A Study in Subjective Measure

Local Hero: Bob, the Guy Who Ate 17 Pizzas in One Sitting

Bob, a 32-year-old local man, has achieved an unparalleled feat: consuming 17 pepperoni-topped masterpieces in a single sitting at Bobs Gourmet Pizza Place. Witnesses report that Bob displayed no signs of discomfort, aside from a faint scent of regret and a lingering sense of 'I should really be wearing elastic pants.'

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