Yesterday, in a daring display of defiance against societal norms, local resident Larry P. Bottomsworth was seen consuming a pineapple in the middle of the local park. Witnesses report that Bottomsworth appeared to be enjoying the fruit, despite the overwhelming evidence that it is, in fact, a fruit and not a sandwich.
A local official was on the scene, but was unable to comment on the incident, citing "departmental protocol" as the reason for their silence.
"I was just trying to get my daily dose of vitamin C," said Bottomsworth in a statement. "I didn't think it was a big deal, but I guess I was wrong."
Read more about the Pineapple IncidentA local artist's mural, depicting a beautiful sunset over a serene landscape, has been defaced by an unknown perpetrator. The mural's vibrant colors and soothing atmosphere have been replaced with graffiti, including the phrase "I HATE THIS" written in bold letters.
The artist, who wishes to remain anonymous, has offered a reward for information leading to the identity of the vandal.
See photos of the vandalized muralYesterday, in a daring display of defiance against societal norms, local resident Larry P. Bottomsworth was seen consuming a pineapple in the middle of the local park. Witnesses report that Bottomsworth appeared to be enjoying the fruit, despite the overwhelming evidence that it is, in fact, a fruit and not a sandwich.
A local official was on the scene, but was unable to comment on the incident, citing "departmental protocol" as the reason for their silence.
"I was just trying to get my daily dose of vitamin C," said Bottomsworth in a statement. "I didn't think it was a big deal, but I guess I was wrong."
Read more about the Pineapple IncidentA local artist's mural, depicting a beautiful sunset over a serene landscape, has been defaced by an unknown perpetrator. The mural's vibrant colors and soothing atmosphere have been replaced with graffiti, including the phrase "I HATE THIS" written in bold letters.
The artist, who wishes to remain anonymous, has offered a reward for information leading to the identity of the vandal.
See photos of the vandalized muralLocal business owner and notorious alliterator, Barry Bubblepants, has been taken away by the authorities for his excessive use of alliteration in his business name, "Bert's Bubbletastic Bubblegum Bistro".
According to sources, Bubblepants was overheard saying "Bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum" in a meeting with potential investors, which led to the arrest.
Read more about the Alliterative ArrestA local resident has filed a complaint against the nearby cheese factory for creating an excessive amount of noise pollution. The factory's loud cheddar-making machinery has been causing disruptions to the local peace and quiet.
"I was just trying to enjoy my morning coffee and watch my cat videos, but the constant 'SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE' of the cheese vats was really getting on my nerves," said the resident, who wishes to remain anonymous.
Read more about the Noise Pollution ComplaintLocal business owner and notorious alliterator, Barry Bubblepants, has been taken away by the authorities for his excessive use of alliteration in his business name, "Bert's Bubbletastic Bubblegum Bistro".
According to sources, Bubblepants was overheard saying "Bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum" in a meeting with potential investors, which led to the arrest.
Read more about the Alliterative ArrestA local artist's mural, depicting a beautiful sunset over a serene landscape, has been defaced by an unknown perpetrator. The mural's vibrant colors and soothing atmosphere have been replaced with graffiti, including the phrase "I HATE THIS" written in bold letters.
The artist, who wishes to remain anonymous, has offered a reward for information leading to the identity of the vandal.
See photos of the vandalized mural