According to eyewitnesses, local resident John Smith was seen lounging on his couch for an impressive 4 hours, achieving a record number of hours spent doing nothing.
Details are scarce, but sources close to the situation confirm that Smith was surrounded by a vast array of snacks, including, but not limited to: Cheetos, Doritos, and an entire pizza.
When reached for comment, Smith had this to say: "I'm not really sure what I was doing, but it felt like the right thing to do."
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.