Lola's Laser Cookbook: The Definitive Guide to Cooking with Intensity

Chapter 1: Laser Safety Precautions

Warning: Lasers are hot, don't touch them. Also, do not use your laser to cook eggs. They will explode.

Chapter 1.1: Safety Tips for the Aspirant Laserist | Gotchas to Avoid

Chapter 2: Basic Laser Techniques

Cooking with a laser requires finesse, patience, and practice. Start with simple tasks like cooking ramen noodles, then move on to more complex dishes like... well, actually, just stick with the ramen.

Chapter 2.1: Tips and Tricks for the Laser-Curious | Mishaps and Accidents to Avoid

Chapter 3: Advanced Laser Techniques

For the true master of laser cooking, we have... well, actually, just a bunch of complicated math and science-y stuff. Don't worry, you'll get to it eventually.

Chapter 3.1: Laser-Induced Nuclear Fusion Cooking | The Laser Cook-Off