Welcome to Lola's Laser Garden, where we'll blast your deepest fears and desires into oblivion!
Our expertly trained team of laser technicians are ready to zap, slice, and dice your psyche with the latest in cutting-edge, experimental, totally-not-actually-licensed laser tech.
Whether you need to get your existential dread laser-etched onto a souvenir t-shirt, or have your hopes and dreams laser-carved into a personalized, artisanal, slightly-singed-by-the-heat-of-the-moment garden gnomon, we've got you covered.
Visit our Laser Garden Gift Shop for all your lasery needs!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Laser Garden Laser Grounds, where you can blast your way through our carefully designed, expertly laid-out obstacle course of mirrors, laser beams, and existential dread.