Tip #3: Don't Panic (Unless You Have To)

When faced with an impending system meltdown, remember that panicking can actually speed up the process. However, if you want to maintain some semblance of control, follow these steps:

1. Check your email for any urgent messages from your exasperated colleagues.

2. Verify that your coffee machine has not been possessed by a malevolent spirit.

3. Perform an exorcism on your coffee machine, or at the very least, unplug it.

If the problem persists, consult our expert team of maintenance wizards for more arcane solutions.

Or, you know, just go to the Miscellaneous section for more things to worry about.