The Malfunctioning Mouse Swivel Whirly Thing: A Guide to Not Getting Work Done

The Malfunctioning Mouse Swivel Whirly Thing is a mysterious device that seems to have been designed by someone who has never actually used a computer before. Its purpose is to make it impossible to focus on any one task for more than 5 seconds.

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Calibrating For Perpetuity: A Guide to Resetting the Malfunctioning Mouse

WARNING: Do not use this device near any important documents or sensitive information. It may get stuck in an infinite loop and cause irreparable damage.