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		public function createDisaster($type) {
			switch ($type) {
				case 'fire':
					echo "Firestorm 2023: A 10-day blaze that engulfed the entire city.";
				case 'earthquake':
					echo "Tremors of Terror: 7.2 magnitude earthquake hits downtown, destroying half the city.";
				case 'hurricane':
					echo "Category 5 Hurricane Hoozit: 500mph winds and 20ft storm surge, because why not?";
			}
		}