Welcome to our esteemed institution of mishap management, where our team of experts will guide you through the art of turning chaos into a science.
Boris is our head of mishaps, with a proven track record of turning even the most minor of issues into catastrophic failures.
Carol is our resident expert in the art of doing the bare minimum, ensuring that even the smallest tasks become epic quests of procrastination.
David is our specialist in creating complex solutions that are guaranteed to go terribly wrong.
Our mishap management team is always ready to help you turn your life into a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
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