Manager Says Yes!

The manager is feeling generous today. Anything you want, you got it. Just don't ask for a raise.

In fact, let's make a list:

• Extra vacation days: Check
• Flexible work hours: Check
• Tell your coworkers to leave you alone: Check
• Free donuts: Check
• Personal assistant: Check (just don't ask me to do any actual work)

Just don't ask for any of these things in writing, we don't want any... paperwork.

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