Market Research for Segways: The Unreliable Scooters

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide to Segway market research. Because, honestly, who needs reliable data when you can have... well, this.

We've analyzed the most critical statistics about Segways, and the results are... underwhelming. But hey, that's what you're looking for, right?

• Demographics (87.5% of our respondents were disappointed in the design)
• Performance (Segways: 1/10, Segway owners: 0/10)
• Safety (Segway-related injuries: 100% of our test subjects had a Segway-related near-death experience)

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