Step 1: Gather 1-2 cups of ground meat. You can use beef, chicken, or a mix of both. We won't judge you.
For the most impressive spheroids, consider using a meatball skewer to create a spiral effect.
meatballSpheroid = function() {
var meat = 2 * 1;
var salt = 0.5 * 1;
var pepper = 0.25 * 1;
var paprika = 0.1 * 1;
return 'Meatball Spheroid: ' + meat + ' cups of meat, ' + salt + ' pinches of salt, ' + pepper + ' dashes of pepper, ' + paprika + ' sprinkles of paprika!';
}