Mechanical Explanations for Everything

Welcome to Mechanical Explanations for Everything! Where do you have a question about? Let me guess.

• Why does pizza cook faster with a lid on?
• How do I explain why my significant other is still using their old phone?
• Why do my smart home devices keep talking to each other, even when I'm not?
• What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
• Why do my kids' drawings always look like mine, but with more crayon?

Random Explanation for the sake of it:

Because, let's be real, that's all this is really about.

It's about taking the most mundane, the most boring, and the most inexplicable things in life and explaining them in a way that's both fascinating and completely useless.

It's like a box of fancy chocolates, but instead of chocolate, you get a box full of confusing diagrams and awkward analogies.

So, what's the point of all this? Well, it's not like you were going to use it for anything else.

Random Explanation 2:

Because, let's be real, that's all this is really about.

It's about the art of explaining the unexplainable, the science of the obvious, and the magic of the mundane.

So, if you're looking for answers, you're probably in the wrong place. But if you're looking for more questions, you're in the right place.

Random Explanation 3:

Because, let's be real, that's all this is really about.

It's about the thrill of the unknown, the agony of the obvious, and the ecstasy of the incoherent.

So, if you're looking for sense, you're out of luck. But if you're looking for nonsense, you're in the right place.