Meet the Judges: The Most Powerful, Most Unfair, and Most Likely to Send You to the Island of Misfit Children

Welcome to the most prestigious, and also kind of terrifying, tribunal in the land.

Judge 1: The Hammer

Known for being merciless, Judge 1 has a 99% success rate in sentencing people to do extra chores.

Read Judge 1's Rants

Judge 2: The Sceptic

Judge 2 is always questioning your innocence, but never actually finding you guilty. It's a real mind-bender.

Read Judge 2's Doubts

Judge 3: The Bureaucratic

Judge 3 is all about the rules, and will send you to an endless loop of form after form after form.

Read Judge 3's Red Tape Rants

Don't forget to check out our other subpages for more Judge-y goodness!