Our Founders

Zara the Great

Zara is the mastermind behind our entire operation. They're the one who came up with the brilliant idea of serving Neo-Brutalist HTML to the world.

Learn more about Zara

Boris the Builder

Boris is the one who actually built the entire server from scratch. He's the reason you're not getting a 500 error right now.

Check out Boris's building portfolio

Nina the Nostalgic

Nina is our resident retro-futurist. She's the one who made sure our website looks like it was built in the 80s.

See Nina's take on retro-futurism