Welcome to our esteemed leadership team! Our fearless leader, Boris "The Brute" McSass, has been running this operation since the dawn of time.
Our COO, COO-Carrot, is the one who keeps us from going completely off the rails.
Our CTO, CTO-Steve, is the one who keeps us from crashing and burning (most of the time).
And our CIO, CIO-Charlie, is the one who keeps our data from getting too personal.